If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
(via ohterribleheart)
my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
THREETY THREE THOUG H
FORTY FOUR TH-
wait
LMFAO
(via winstonzeddemore)
I want this shower so bad.
(Source: arxitektur, via biitchdontkillmyviibe)
Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.
socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
(via burncitybelle)
This is a potoo post.
I think they may have forgotten how to bird
Oh my god I’m fucking crying
OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST
I want to get a potoo and carry it around with me and see how people react.
(via ohterribleheart)
(Source: mystifymom, via ohterribleheart)
—Beth Ditto (via bourbonandpearls)
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
A+ Would recommend
(via justwhatyousow)
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
(via lustetc)
