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Checking out the new/trade gun. He’s making all sorts of unhappy noises and muttering about scrapping the scope and it’s so cute when he’s grumpy.

Checking out the new/trade gun. He’s making all sorts of unhappy noises and muttering about scrapping the scope and it’s so cute when he’s grumpy.




Quick reminder that these are all real movies.

Are you kidding

It gets funnier with every title



If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”


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A Quick Little Reminder To Everyone Who Seems To Have Forgotten What Exactly Free Speech Means


ignoring the fact that piper kerman identifies herself as bisexual so that you can drool about how “not everybody needs labels!!!!” is bisexual erasure, period

the label of “bisexual” needs support and visibility to lift the stigma surrounding bisexuality and to reinforce its legitimacy. don’t take that away from us just because you think it’s more poetic or philosophical or whatever to not have labels



Created to show that Wylona edits her already edited photos before reposting them online.

Nice working with you guys. Good luck with the Blues. It’s been real.

(Source: ichidou)


RIP The Old Disney Channel Logo 2002-2014


After the success of Derp wolves I, I bring you

Derp wolves II

(Also, derp wolves III)


i am seriously not exaggerating or joking when I say the #1 sign of an abusive person is how they respond to an attempt to assert boundaries

i’m not a psychologist but i got my degree from the school of hard knocks ok and that is really the common denominator

don’t trust anyone who tries to argue with your need for them


interesting point


interesting point

What makes up intelligence?

Certainly not the b.s you’ve been taught in elementary school. “Work hard and you can go anywhere.” No, do you want to know what really makes up how well you’re going to do in life?

It’s how much money your parents make. Look at all the top, elite schools. 90% of their kids come from rich families. And then you have that 0.05% from a rural hut in Africa that they’re going to blow-up like crazy, but that’s not the reality of it.

Think about it. Parents with money are going to be able to give their kids private tutors if needed, and positions in better schools with better educations.

And as for the others who don’t have as much money? They probably live in run-down neighborhoods, where they’re more prone to bad influences. You think they care about school, when they probably have to work extra hours to support their parents to pay the rent?

You are always going to have stories about that one kid that went from rags to riches, but that’s only a handful of lucky people. Most of the time, this is how the world goes.



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Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

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Grown Brothers Recreate Childhood Photos

Omg Shaun, you and the boys should do this!