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Not quite sure what manner of creature I have brought home but I’ve fallen in love and named it Francine.

queerheretic:

brispeak:

huffingtonpost:

THESE 16 DOGS ARE HEROES. THEY ARE ALSO PIT BULLS.

Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.

Try not to cry as you read the full stories behind these heroic pit bulls here. 

Love that someone made this.

There was a time they use to be called Nanny dogs because families left them watching over their young kids while they went to work the fields, from what i’ve read. It’s only recently that people have started seeing them as monsters.

littlemonstercat made a nest. Is comfy.

jess-miller:

get to know me meme: [5/8] friendships ✴ winston bishop & schmidt
I don’t know why you want this damn fish so bad. But what I do know is that it’s gonna make you happy. And that’s all I care about. Remember, I’m the one who shaved your shoulders after you got that scoop neck sweater.
Me: *heals self*
Enemy: *heals self*
Me: Whoa. Whoa.
Me: What do you think you're doing?
Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me:
Me:
Me: It's different when I do it.

estrella-fuego:

fatalscroll:

Zelda Wynn Valdes was the first black female fashion designer to own her own boutique. Her famous, figure hugging silhouette was worn by stars such as Dorothy Dandridge, Josephine Baker, Ella Fitzgerald, Joyce Bryant, Maria Cole, Edna Robinson and later superstars like Gladys Knight and opera diva Jessye Norman. She also designed dresses for legendary figures like Marlene Dietrich and Mae West.

Valdes came up with the costume for the Playboy Bunny which remains the same to this day.

Aww, matching pedicures.

Aww, matching pedicures.

cthulhupeelz:

rinface:

Facial and Ear piercing Diagrams

Just incase anyone out there was looking for them.

I REALLY hate that this post is back up & circulating. SOME OF THIS INFORMATION IS DEAD WRONG.

  • 316L is the LOWEST quality of metal and is made in god-knows-where. The metal does NOT have a mirror finish to it, making it possible for bacteria to hide in any cracks, crevices, dents, scratches… NONE of which are safe for a healing piercing.
  • Avoid sterling at all cost, everyone. It’s super low quality.
  • Plastic/Acrylic should NEVER be worn If you thought 316L metals were bad, acrylics are WORSE. That shit is actually TOXIC and EXTREMELY POURUS and CANNOT be autoclaved AT ALL.
  • The names for the lip piercings are slang; there is no way to get bit by a “Cyber” or an “Angel”. WTF even is a “Cyber” and how the hell does it bite you?
  • If you look closely at the measuring chart, you can see what I’m talking about with metal quality: there are dents and imperfections on the surface of the metals, giving bacteria room to hide and flourish. NASTY!
  • Straight pin nose studs are NOT recommended. Just ask anyone who has sneezed and the pin’s gone shooting out.
  • This is an observation of mine: all of the bridge piercings that I’ve seen with that have those jewelry choices in it have been easily irritated, infected or have rejected. Straight barbels have had better chances of healing.
  • Also, this is not mentioned on here, but NEVER EVER EVER WEAR CLAY EARRINGS! It is FAR MORE TOXIC than ACRYLIC, AND 100x more porous. Also, due to the handmade nature of them, there will be residue from the maker’s fingers, hairs from them, dead skin, or even their finger prints! They CANNOT be autoclaved OR CLEANED in ANY way, shape or form. CLAY IS NOT SAFE EVER.

/end rant

Got questions, come and ask me. Hell, I’ll even help you find the nearest piercing parlor that can give you mirror finished, bad ass looking, anatomy complementing, safe, autoclaved, maybe even anodized! jewelry.

It’s well worth it. Put good in, get amazing out.

crapandemic:

pichiinyan:

crystallized-liquid-liner:

mythicarticulations:

Announcing the original “Chupacabra in a Can”! This poseable Chupacabra skeleton is finally completed and up for sale! You can find it in our Etsy store.

man this is sick!!!!!!!

i need this so bad. 

OH MY FUCK I NEED IT

me: has 800 ocs
me: focuses all attention on 2

Life is pretty good right now actually

kattotang: Yeah, you're right about the emotion thing. Also, y'know, funny thing is, I've really only ever gotten the "you're cruel to your cat" and "you shouldn't have a cat if it can't go outside" thing from British people. It seems like it's this trend with British people who seem to think raising cats other than how they do it is abhorrent. I know in other European countries it's common for cats to be indoor-outdoor, but I haven't had those people tell me I'm wrong for not doing it that way.

jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

Huh, interesting. Could be regional. They have an unusual ecosystem.

yeah, i’m thinking that must be it. in terms of natural hazards, rural england is a childproofed bouncy-castle, and the rural US is the x-men’s danger room.

now i kind of want to do a hazard map of the continental usa. divided into areas like, “wolves will fuck your dog and eat your cat,” “coyotes will fuck your cat and eat your garbage,” “alligators will eat your dog, your cat, and you, and be eaten in turn by giant pythons, which will explode,” and “moose will make a sincere attempt to mate with your car.”

foodhumor:

ryan gosling wont eat his cereal

(Source: jensensations)

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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(Source: misterpaulito)